She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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