i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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