He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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