Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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