Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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