Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Umm I'm too high to move.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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