i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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