She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
ok first of all what the fuck
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