So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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