Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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