how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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