he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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