so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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