Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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