Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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