Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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