At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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