): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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