Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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