Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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