It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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