i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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