She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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