Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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