got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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