What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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