Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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