Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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