oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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