i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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