You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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