O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I AM VODKA MAN
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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