"it" just moved
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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