"it" just moved
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize