doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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