Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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