You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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