we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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