Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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