is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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