I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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