I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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