you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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