No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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