They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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