her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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