the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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