That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i believe in u and ur pee
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