I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
PANTIES FOUND
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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