You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Shame is for Republicans.
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