The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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