Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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