Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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